Whenever April deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards, then discard a card.
Freelance reporting pays even worse than tutoring, but the satisfaction of uncovering the truth makes it all worth it! Also the free ringside tickets to cover intergalactic wrestling don't suck.
![April, Reporter of the Weird [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]](http://www.cardmerchanttakapuna.co.nz/cdn/shop/files/0b4ea696-650a-5fe4-8e8a-5a2fa1cd4615.png?v=1771631423&width=1445)